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Waiting is hardest at night.
I get so lonely. I long so much for a hug, for a kiss on the forehead.
And the fear that you aren’t coming back eats away at my heart and burns like acid.
I am trying so hard to listen to God’s voice and none of the worries.
He doesn’t break promises.
He doesn’t break promises.
He doesn’t break promises…Lord, grant me patience.
Jessica I want this! ;)
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Ba BAM! ;)
Oi Bung where’s my Google Chanel inspired Suit?!
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Love this quote ;) used it at Will and Jessica’s wedding letter:)
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have raised their security level from “Rather Miffed” to “Slightly Peeved.”
Soon, though, security levels may be raised again to “A Bit Cross” or finally to: “We are not amused.”
The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea
supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from
“Tiresome” to a “Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a
“Bloody Nuisance” warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
The Scots raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the
Bastards” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have
been used on the frontline in the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are
“Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire
that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralysing the
country’s military capability.
It’s not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has
increased the alert level from “Shout loudly and excitedly” to “Elaborate
Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans also increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: ”Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose”.
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Americans, meanwhile, are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their
allies. Just in case.
New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from “baaa” to “BAAAA!”. New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which
is “Shit, I hope Australia will come and rescue us”. To which the Australian’s response is “Shit, I hope the American’s come and rescue us”.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be alright, mate”. Three more escalation levels remain, “Crikey!,”
“Bloody hell, I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend,” and “The barbie is cancelled.”
So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.